Me: absolutely not!
Fred: absolutely sure?
(In sacrament meeting)
Fred: Where's daddy o?
Me: right there
Fred: (loudly) He's in the potty!
(Feeling under his hair in front)
Fred: WHERE IS MY EYEBROW???!!!
He begins his prayers with, "thank you for da father."
Fred: where is daddy O?
Me: at work
Fred: he's workin' in the shop
Fred: (playing in the dirt) I'm working at my job. In the dirt.
Fred: (in crazy monster voice) WE HAVE NO CHEESE!!!!!
Fred: I LOVE milky, mommy.
Fred: I LOVE the rain!! (It rained all day Saturday!!--one of just a few times in the year.)
"I'm so happy, mommy!!!!" (In the photo below because I said he could help me make eggs.)